Happy New Year!
Today I’m hoping to channel the great Pam Ayres, whose new book, “You Made Me Late Again” had me chuckling over my Christmas stocking (thanks Dad!). I suspect I’m a couple of decades younger than the average PamFan – surely that has to be one word? – but I do love her folksy, homely verse, full of irritable cows, waggy-tailed dogs and anxiety over whether or not she’s left her curling tongs plugged in. So today I thought I’d celebrate the New Year with my own attempt at Pam-type verse on a subject that always occupies my thoughts at this time of year…
New Year’s Resolutions
Today is January the 1st,
The day this year I’m at my worst;
Because from henceforth I shall be
Improving incrementally
This year I’ll lose a stone or two,
Just like the Biggest Losers do
I’ll feel so fit and full of beans,
And slide into my skinny jeans
My swearing days are over now
Displeased, I’ll simply raise a brow
Uncouth expletives I’ll replace
With genteel words of tact and grace
My bills and papers I’ll keep neat
My handbag cleared of old receipts
Odd socks will once again be matched
Lost buttons found and reattached
Oh, I’ll be great by next December!
Problem is, though, I remember
Old ghosts of resolutions past
But this year, I’m quite sure they’ll last…
Simply brilliant. Thank you for this wonderful smile you’ve put on my face.
Thank you – happy New Year to you! Pleased you enjoyed it. Won’t be winning any prizes for literary greatness, but I think there’s a time and a place for a bit of silly rhyme!
Indeed there is. A very happy and prosperous 2014 to you.
I got a chuckle out of this one. Great poem for the New Year!
Thank you! In the midst of horrid throat infection and feeling too sorry for myself to type much – another good reason for turning to verse!
Love the whimsey ..is that a word? Fun post. Happy New Year and good luck with the resolutions.
Thank you – and a Happy New Year to you too! Yes, think whimsy is a word, though auto spell check has just removed the “e” as I was typing this. Wasn’t there also a fictional detective called Lord Peter Whimsey? Dorothy L Sayers wrote the books, I think. No idea how his name was spelled, though.
Truly charming verse. You should have heard me giggle.
Thank you Meredith! If only the humour didn’t mask the terrible truth about my pathetic attempts at keeping new year’s resolutions!
So much fun! Sue
womenlivinglifeafter50.com
Thank you Sue – I do like a bit of funny verse!